capture cards

ok guys, I need a capture card for game recording and film reviews, heres what I need, something that record well, so no blurring, it has to record small files, so nothing that will take hours on end to upload, something that will take 3 hours at the most to upload a video, it needs to be SIMPLE, meaning not too many cables, but it need to work with older gen consoles and newer gen consoles, so I want it to work with atari up to WII U( no matter how much I hate the damn thing I may have no choice but to get it) and the last thing, it has to cheap, meaning NOTHING over £100, £50 at the MOST, I dont want it to be too expensive

so yeah, if ANY of you even read this, just help, cause come on guys, whenh I ever do thos journals you guys dont even responed half the time, its close to the 25th you know, and prices will be sky rocketing soon